AISubs v3.7
Gieihen!
I'll show you!
We're back!
It's finally time to put you all to death!
There have been many battles in the past,
but there's one thing we can't forget,
and that's the battle of the century.
The loser of "eat, drink, bet, bet, poker"
is left behind in our hearts.
It's because we cried and ended up like this.
It's not easy to cry and lose and end up like this.
So, this time,
the loser of "eat, drink, bet, poker"
is going to eat
what corresponds to it.
Just like last time,
the loser of "eat, drink, bet, poker"
is going to eat what corresponds to it.
That's the rule we're going to follow.
There are some complicated rules,
so I'll explain them at first.
But this is important, so please listen carefully.
First of all, UNO has many local rules,
so we have to know
UNO's rules.
No one knows the rules of the century.
That's right. Actually, I didn't want you to say
the rules of the century
This time, we're going to do it like this.
First of all, if you hand out five cards
and you have one card left,
you have to hand it out.
That's normal.
It's either a green 3,
or a blue 3,
or anything you can hand out.
There are some rules you have to follow,
so let's do it.
First of all, you have to hand out a green card
because it's the same color.
It's a draw-two.
You have to draw two cards for the next opponent.
Shibayu has a draw-two,
but he only has two cards
You have to hand out two cards for Yumemaru,
but I only have two cards.
This is okay.
You can't use this card.
You can use it for a draw-two or a draw-four,
but you can't use it this time.
Next, if Yumemaru doesn't have a card,
I don't have a card.
If you don't have a card,
you have four cards in total.
You draw four cards.
Yumemaru is done.
I'm next.
I have a red card.
If I had this card in my hand,
I'd put the red card at the bottom of my hand
and go up.
There's a lot of places where you don't have this card.
When you have the last card,
you have to say "uno."
If you have more than two cards and go up at the same time,
you don't have to say it.
This is the last one.
For example, I skipped it and took it.
The rest of the cards I said "uno"
are symbol cards.
If you don't say "uno,"
you have to draw two cards.
If you don't say "uno,"
you have to draw five cards.
If you say "uno,"
you have to draw five cards.
That's it for "uno's game rules."
From now on, I'll show you how to eat.
This time,
there are only one to four number cards
in this deck.
This time, there are three colors.
I'm red, Ryo is blue,
Shibai is yellow, and Yumemaru is green.
This time, of course,
my team and Shibai's team
will win.
In the end,
if you both go up, you win.
Even if only one of us goes up first,
if Shibai goes down first, we lose.
If Shibai and I go up first,
and if you two stay,
I think you have a card in your hand.
Depending on what card you have in your hand,
what you eat will change.
I'm in charge of red,
so I chose food for each of us.
I think you all chose food for your own card.
The remaining number of cards in your hand
may be red.
Then, I'll eat
50g of food.
If you have multiple same food,
you may eat
50g of food,
which is 100g of food.
There are 16 kinds of food,
but I really don't know which one I'll eat.
If you're full, you lose!
Anyway, if you give up, you lose.
Now, let's start the date!
Does it start now?
I'm a little nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Mr. Aono.
My name is Tokei Mari.
My first name is "gurujaki".
And my last name is "taiko", right?
That's right!
Now, the first round of "eat, eat, eat"!
Start!
Let's do it!
Let's start!
Draw 2!
Now, Shibayu.
Draw 2!
Is it supposed to be "draw 2"?
At first...
Draw 2!
There's always "draw 2", right?
Is it going to be like this in the end?
There's always "draw 2" at first...
At first...
Draw 2!
It's coming!
Draw!
6 million!
Yes! Nice!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
This is only 300 grams.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Now, let's start with Shibayu's green.
Seriously, nice!
This is a good start!
Thank you for passing me the green.
I'll pass you again.
Wow!
It's hot!
Let's go!
Green 1!
This is infinite!
3! 3!
What? 3!
What?!
This "dokaberashi" reduces the number of cards, but it's also a good way to use it at the end.
That's right!
This is...
3!
2!
Good, good!
3!
Let me draw now!
Wow!
The strongest card draw!
The color is...
From Yumemaru's face color, there is only green.
Yumemaru wanted green.
Wasn't it green?
It's not green!
It's "udo" in green!
What?
I couldn't do anything...
I'm scared...
Oh, Shibayu...
If you can, you want to use green, don't you, Shibayu?
orotsu
What?
Ewwwwww!!
Awesome!!
It's delicious!
Nice~~.
Great.
Ewwwww!!!
Close call...
Ewwwww!!!
You should have given it to me faster!
I've already skipped it so...
dorotsu
Oops!
It's reversed!
Is it blue?
What will happen?
With this upset face...
No way...
It's fine, just one person was "agared".
Ewwwww!
You've skipped it!
I'm sure you won't show your angry face.
I'm so nervous, this is no good.
Ewwwww!
What? Ryo doesn't have blue either!
Draw!
I'm sorry if you're leaving like this, but let's go!
Four! Four! Four! Four! Four!
Did you go with red?
How's that?
Uno!
There it is!
It's turning green!
Whoa!
Nice, nice, nice!
It's red!
Uno!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Oh no...
Thank you!
*gasp*
It's a win!
Alright, it's a win!
Alright, I'm gonna draw! Alright, it's a win!
No way...
Ah, but... No way...
It doesn't matter since one person went up.
It's a win for sure.
I'm gonna draw.
Huh?!
It's green!
It's neither green nor blue!
Yeah...
Yellow...
He turned it with the yellow "ni" (meaning "two" in Japanese)
Yellow "ni" (meaning "two" in Japanese)
Whoa!
Seriously?!
This is a fierce battle!
By the way, what would happen if there was a symbol left like this?
It would be a knockout, right?
Yeah, it would be a knockout.
Yeah, it's not counted as a knockout.
And the symbol is...
"Skip"...
Oh!
Oh...
"Skip"...
And...
"Draws"...
Alright!
That's close!
And now, Ryo-san can't move!
Ugh!
UGH!
It fell off!
It's done!
Yes!
I should've done it later!
Alright, alright...
Phew!
This is nerve-racking!
It's hot in here!
And now...
"Skip"...
Whoa!
There's no yellow!
And!
Cheers!
Alright, alright.
Yo, Azura!
Ryo-san, you were holding back until the end.
Alright, alright.
As a result, what I have left in my hands is
blue silver.
This little bit of food.
50g of Ryo's niba.
Oh, it's coming.
Looks good.
It's really good.
What will you do? Eat it in half?
I'll eat it all.
What?
I want to eat it, too.
You want to eat it, right?
I want to eat it.
I'm tired of eating it all.
This guy.
How was it?
This guy.
That's right.
It's not much, even 50g.
At this pace, it's not going to end for a moment.
I've improved it a little.
I've improved it.
At the end, I had a mud flu.
It's not good if it's a mud flu.
If you leave a mark, let's draw from the additional deck.
Oh, yes, yes.
One mark.
Yes.
Two mud flus.
Yes.
Four mud flus.
I see.
I'll draw it.
I see.
And if it comes out again, I'll draw it again.
Oh, I see.
Oh, good.
Interesting.
Then there's a possibility of a chain.
It's a big one.
It's more likely to increase than the number of cards you originally have in your hand.
If that's the case, you'll want to use the mark first, won't you?
That's right.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
I'll start from the top.
Yes.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
What?
Well...
Oh, it's perfect.
Skip.
Good.
One more time.
Skip.
Great teamwork.
Change the color and put it back.
Red.
Wow.
Oh, it came out.
It's okay because it's bad.
Blue.
It came out.
Wow.
What a good start.
It's perfect.
Then I'll go.
Skip.
Now, this order is important.
Is it likely to increase by more than one-fourth?
Is there a number?
Yes.
What number and what color?
Once in yellow.
Wow.
Thank you.
It's terrible.
It's not yellow.
It's terrible.
Do it.
It's terrible.
It's really good now.
This is Shibayu-san.
There are eight cards.
Eight cards.
I want to clear it while holding it as much as possible.
What should I do?
Blue.
UNO.
Wow.
I thought it was amazing.
Did you pull out two dirty cards?
Dirty.
UNO.
I've been saving it up to now.
I can't help it.
I made you do it.
Let me understand.
It's yellow.
It's not yellow.
Thank you.
What are you holding?
Red.
The best hand.
UNO.
Well done.
Thank you.
Well.
What are you holding?
It's coming.
This is terrible.
It's terrible.
This is terrible.
I'm sure I'll do it again with this.
Dirty.
Nice.
Then, I'll skip it.
I'm sorry. I made a silly mistake.
UNO.
What is it?
Dirty.
UNO.
I've been saving up dirty cards.
Damn it.
It's coming.
Well, I'll skip it.
It's my turn.
I'll pull it out.
It's not red.
I'll skip it.
It's my turn.
It's dirty.
You didn't say UNO, so be careful.
I didn't say it.
It's dangerous.
Be careful.
You're overdoing it.
It's dangerous.
It hurts.
UNO.
Nice!
Shibayu, you said UNO.
It's dangerous.
I thought I was going to die.
It's dangerous.
I was only thinking about death.
UNO.
It's dangerous.
It's my turn.
I'm sorry.
You said UNO and pointed at me.
Show me your hand.
I don't want to do it.
Show me your hand.
Did you pull something weird?
It's heavy.
Pull four cards from above.
Pull four cards.
You can use a draw.
One.
Two.
Three.
Use a draw.
Four.
That's amazing.
Yumemaru has four, Shibayu has four, and I have four.
And I have two ones and two twos.
That's amazing.
What is it?
It's four green cards.
That's gross.
I don't like it.
This is bad.
50g is heavy.
I'll eat more and more of this.
Next, red 2, 100g.
You're too aggressive.
Red 1, 100g.
What is it?
Yellow 4.
Plum water.
I'll eat one more of this.
I can't believe it.
I'll eat this one.
Please remember what was corresponding to what.
Red 4, 50g.
That's right.
Calbee.
I thought about the same thing.
This is bad.
Seriously.
This is bad.
Will we lose more than this?
I think we lost as much as we could.
We lost the most.
It's a shame that we didn't get any yellow cards.
I'm starving.
Let's plan a counterattack.
Should we eat little by little?
We ate it all.
The winner is...
It's the beginning of a counterattack.
Are you going to continue?
Of course!
It's finally getting interesting.
The third round.
Start!
Isn't it amazing?
Was there such a thing?
The third round.
1.
I'll go back to red.
I'll draw two cards that are decreasing.
What?
Will you do it?
I don't need it anymore.
Here you go.
Green.
Red.
I knew it.
It's over.
It's not there.
I thought it was there.
Me, too.
I left it properly.
Red.
It's coming.
It's coming up.
OK. OK.
Reverse Uno.
Wow!
It's here.
It's Uno!
I'll give it to you.
Wow! Nice!
Can I do it?
Go!
I drew an attack card.
And...
Wow!
Green!
Wow! Seriously?
Oh! It's not there.
Wow! It's like a reset.
Yes. It's coming back.
We have fewer cards.
Red.
We don't have blue anymore.
Skip.
We don't have blue yet.
You look at it a lot.
We don't have blue.
I see.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Thank you!
Nice!
I'm happy!
Great!
Critical!
It's critical!
I drew five cards!
You drew five cards!
Blue!
Please!
Uno!
Go!
Go up!
There is a theory that it's better to have more cards than less cards.
Uno.
I'll draw two cards.
It's big.
I'll draw two cards.
Draw.
Okay.
Can you see it?
Draw two.
Draw two!
What are you doing?
It's your turn.
Red and blue are okay.
You're weak with six cards.
It's the other way around.
Draw two. Draw two.
It's coming. It's coming.
If everything else is the same here...
Sensei.
What did you say now?
I said "hit each other".
Hit one-sidedly!
It's true.
It's true, but I was too focused on the game and I couldn't see it.
It's true!
I couldn't see it!
I'm sorry!
I thought you were just scared of me.
I thought you were going to draw me.
It was so much fun that I did it!
I couldn't see you on this camera.
It's okay.
I'm going to use your reaction moment on this camera.
It's over.
Why do we lose like this?
Who is it?
It's a golden eyelash.
It means that all of the golden ones have been revealed.
It's one of the golden ones.
Whose health is in danger?
It's mine.
It's two of the golden ones.
Only this part is cut off.
It's three of the golden ones.
It's four of the red ones.
It's three of the golden ones.
It's three of the green ones.
What is it?
It's...
What is it?
Wow!
You're doing it!
Stop it!
It's a goku.
Wow!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Whose fault is it that we lost?
Whose fault is it that we have so much money?
Whose fault is it that we lost?
Hey!
Don't show off!
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm sorry!
It's perfect!
You only said unnecessary things!
You didn't have to say "win" or "lose".
It's hard.
It's easy to lose balance suddenly.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow!
Nice!
Yes!
Is it over?
It can't be.
Wow!
Rock-paper-scissors!
- What?! - Oh, man...
- Mr. Gosso! - Yeah?!
SHIBAYUKA
Green 2, start!
- Shibayuka... - Yes!
- Unna! - Wow, Unna came up.
- Let me eat you! - Stop!
- Yeah! - Stop!
- I'll draw 2 cards. - You didn't want me to stop?
- I didn't want you to stop. - You didn't want me to stop?
That's how it was.
- Let me eat you! - Stop!
- I'm sorry, but I have it. - Ah!
- Good!
- 8 cards is pretty big, isn't it?
- Unna! - What?!
- If you have it all... - Skip!
- Here...
- There was a genius. - No!
- And there is no blue! - Shibayu...
- Go! - What is it?
- But it's hot!
- It's hot! - 3 cards vs. more than 10 cards.
- Wow! - It's tough!
- And you can only attack Yumemaru with this amount.
- Yeah, it's good for me.
- The situation is great!
- Red... - It's not red!
- Please!
- I'll eat you!
- Unna!
- It's hot! If you stop this amount, it's hot!
- You have to draw it.
- If you have it, you have to draw it.
- You'll be drawn by Yumemaru!
- Skip!
- It's over!
- Skip!
- Thank you!
It's over!
Yes!
This place is bad!
Great!
This is awful!
Three!
One! Five!
Five in total!
Wow! Yellow!
Let's go! Skip! One more!
Three more!
We're asking you to draw five cards!
Okay! So this means that we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven cards left to draw!
This is bad!
Let's draw seven cards!
One!
Two!
Three!
It's over!
Four!
Five!
This is bad!
Seven cards!
Yes, yes, yes!
We have four cards left!
It's over!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Three cards left!
Wait, wait, wait!
Four cards left!
Two!
Three!
Oh, it's over!
Four!
Okay, put your cards together!
I won't play with you!
Are you stupid!?
What kind of game is this!?
This happens!?
That's a lot!
23 means...
1.15
Time's up!
And it's a bomb.
What was this again?
Green 4? Red 4?
Red 4. Peanuts cream. Red 1?
Red 1. Green 3.
Green 3 celery. Yellow 1.
Ah, broccoli.
Yellow 4.
That's a lot!
Yellow 3.
Green 4.
That's a lot!
Green 2.
Yellow 2.
Red 3.
That's a lot!
Red 2.
Green 1.
Green 3.
Green chocolate.
Green chocolate and curry roux.
That's a lot!
I'm not good at this.
That's a lot!
Ah, cream!
It's spicy!
I'm scared of tomorrow.
Green 2.
What's this?
Corn.
Oil, oil, salt, salt, salt.
What's the first one?
About 50.
Without words.
What was that?
Wow, it's heavier than I thought.
Stinky?
What do you mean "stinky"?
There was a pump in it.
Are you kidding me?
How does it taste like?
Curry and matcha cold coffee.
Wow.
Mac and cheese curry dip.
I can eat it all.
Wow, amazing.
He said it.
Wow.
Let's give him a round of applause.
I can't lose anymore.
I have a chance to eat curry.
Is that so?
I'm scared.
The fifth round of fate.
Start.
I don't need this.
I became this.
I see.
I have to do it.
One.
Three.
One, two.
I'm losing weight.
One, two.
I'm counting on you.
UNO.
You're fast.
UNO.
I have it.
It's honestly dark.
I can't believe it.
I knew it.
It's honestly dark for you, too.
What?
UNO.
OK.
I endured it.
UNO.
Nice.
OK. OK.
Himemaru is in danger.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
I did it.
UNO.
DOROTSU. UNO.
What are you doing?
UNO.
Let me live like this.
I'm going to say it now, even if I think it's ridiculous.
Blue.
OMERASHI.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
SUN.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
It was small.
It's small.
But it's three times.
One.
Yellow is not good.
Two.
YELLOW.
I got it.
Four, three, two, three.
I got it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'll eat it.
This mushroom looks delicious.
I'll eat it quickly.
I didn't eat it all.
GOCHISOUSAMA.
Great.
Fourth round.
Start.
Thankfully, it's UNO.
YAYAYA.
SUN.
It's dangerous.
Is your stomach okay?
My stomach is fine.
SUN.
It feels good.
Are you a genius?
I'll leave the rest to you.
UNO.
SHI.
NAI.
UNO.
I'm not stupid.
I'll leave the rest to you.
BLUE.
It's four.
It's not much.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
It's big.
Please keep it as a treasure.
Please.
Don't move.
It's big.
COMBO.
Five more.
Please keep it as a treasure.
ONE.
TWO.
THREE.
FOUR.
SILVER.
Please keep it as a treasure.
Is it curry?
This is good.
Thank you.
Well...
I ate it earlier.
So you don't have to suffer until it's over.
I'll eat it.
I'll eat it first.
You knew it all.
He's going to eat it in a hurry.
Oh, it's spicy!
Right?
I ate it!
Ta-da!
Blue one!
It's from Shiba-san.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm sorry.
Really?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I should have come!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
I can't lose!
Wow!
Wait!
What are you doing?
I shouldn't let my guard down.
I'm going to reduce it.
That's right.
All right!
There's no green one!
Udon!
What?
I see.
There's no green one!
Udon!
What's this?
Is it a number?
What's this?
There's no yellow one!
There's no yellow one, either!
Ouch!
Thank you!
Oh my God!
Hey! What's this?
5 cards?
5 cards and 3 cards.
4 cards.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5 cards.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
4 cards.
4 cards!
One...two...
FAST FORWARD
- Five... - Five draws!
One...two...three...four...five!
Three draws and four draws!
Two...two...four!
Three draws and two draws!
FAST FORWARD
Four draws!
Stop it already!
Winner...
is me!
I did it!
I can't believe it!
It's overkill!
So...
I ate...
1,000 yen.
And I drank...
1,600 yen.
And you ate...
2,450 yen.
No, no, no.
You're first.
I didn't know the difference.
1,600 yen vs. 1,000 yen.
Well...
It feels good!
Well...
It's frustrating...
But it feels good.
It's frustrating!
Revenge!
We're safe!
The winning team...
Has won by a huge lead!
Yeah!
It's a huge lead!
I'm so happy!
I thought we'd lose.
Yeah.
But we won in the beginning.
And we're happy now.
So...
We've done it together.
So...
It's over...
For now.
I wonder about that...
What?
I'm going to eat a lot of soba now!
Now?
You'll lose.
I'm sorry.
We lost!
I wonder about that...
I hope my revenge spirit doesn't wake up.
It was a good job!
Thank you!